多說一句嫌囉嗦,噓寒問暖太多餘;
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沉默不語疑心起,懶得回答更不行!
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結婚紀念要記得,買花送禮要捨得;
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嘮叨抱怨要聽得,賺了薪水老婆得!
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多吃塊肉會肥死,多喝杯酒會醉死,
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少穿件衫會冷死,少洗身澡會髒死!
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多多少少都要死,乾脆一頭去撞死;
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撞頭之前還提醒,穿不體面會醜死。
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電話低語疑外遇,其實只是談機密;
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晚歸說我泡酒家,零花微薄玩不起。
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載個同事順風車,就是色膽淫念興;
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偷瞄街邊花枝女,十年耳朵不安寧。
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心血來潮獻殷勤,賴說心虛有問題;
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擔心誤會不敢動,淚眼哀訴冷冰冰!
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一世夫妻百世因,恩怨愛恨都是情;
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要問來生何人許?不做他選心已明!
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老婆說:
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多說一句是叮嚀,噓寒問暖是關心;
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沉默不語心事重,懶得回答行不行?
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大事小事都記得,閒閒沒事太難得;
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嫁個死鬼不值得,十月懷胎了不得!
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多個兩杯嫉妒死,少了兩吋羨慕死,
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多買件衣不會死,少個零頭高興死!
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多少毒素擔心死,為了漂亮不怕死;
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美到不行還不夠,就怕出門難看死。
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電話聊天我高興,聽不下去滾出去;
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晚歸都說喝咖啡,大包小包兩手提。
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坐上同事順風車,就為省錢佔便宜;
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瞧見路旁俊帥哥,怨夫頭禿肥肚挺。
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日日持家夜夜勤,不看緊點出問題;
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擔心夫君汗涔涔,還嫌臉黃冷冰冰!
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今世夫妻前世許,吵吵鬧鬧還是情;
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請問來生要夫否?非君誰能得我心!
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