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My   devout   Falling-Over-Religion’s   believer——

Let's   flung   ourselves   at   Lung-Yi   Goddess’   feet!

Come   on!Repeat   the   spell   which   could   make   us   reassuring   after   Lung-Yi   Goddess!

Let   us   find   out   the   way   that   lead   us   to   the   peaceful   Falling-Over-Future!

Let's   begin!

Lung-Yi   Goddess——

You're   our   faith!Our   pious   belief!

Please   bring   us   to   the   peak!To   the   Falling-Over-Future!

Subvert   the   goosey   thought   of   this   imbecile   world!

Falling   over   is   the   justice   !

And   the   most   handsome   person   in   the   world   is   Nuo-Chi!

The   person   who   owe   the   drawing   would   not   catch   the   comfortable   breeze   tomorrow!

Without   breeze,   without   Bai-Qi!

Then   you   won't   be   able   to   fly   anymore!

Nooooooooooo!

We   have   the   Goddess!Lung-Yi   Goddess!

Lung-Yi   Goddess   will   lead   us   fly!

Making   us   become   the   most   advanced   missionary   who   can   even   fall   over   during   the   aviation!

Lung-Yi   Goddess!

Please   accept   our   mind   which   is   full   of   our   love!

Darker   than   the   darkness

Much   darker   than   the   gloominess

I'll   entrust   to   the   care   of   blood-red   golden   light.

The   moment   of   awakening   is   around   the   corner.

Turn   into   the   invisible   distortion   and   appear   right   now!

Explosion!!!!

I'll   defend   to   the   death   you   and   my   belief!!!

Now   enter   the   religion!We   will   give   you   soap   for   free!

The   soap   can   not   only   for   eating   but   also   for   picking!!!

Lung-Yi   Goddess   will   watch   you   guys   picking   up   the   soap   cheerfully!

However   ,   only   for   handsome   guys   or   lovely   boys!

Or   Lung-Yi   Goddess   will   get   fury☆

The   following   is   the   festive   self-intruduction   from   our   Lung-Yi   Goddess   ★

I'm   the   Goddess   of   Falling-Over-Religion   !

Lung-Yi   Goddess   ☆

You   can   also   call   me   sluggish   cat,the   expert   of   falling   over   or   the-three-highs-Lung-Yi   ★

It   is   said   that   I'm   delicious~

What's   more   ,   me   the   Goddess   really   really   like

雪成♢Who   always   falling   over   like   me♢

Atsushi♧the   little   cute   tiger   who   is   as   silly   as   me♧

倫太郎♤Who   is   totally   different   from   my   low   IQ.He   is   really   really   intelligence♤

By   the   way   ,   I'm   a   youtuber   ,   too❤

Please   search→   Artificial   mentally   retardation   Lung-Yi☆

And   remember   ,   you   guys   should   never   forget   the   World   Falling   Over   Day!Me   the   Goddess’   birthday★

On   this   day   ,   welcome   everyone   come   and   watch   how   I   beautifully   fall   over❤️

Throwing   cake   to   me....   nonono,feeding   me   the   cake   is   also   welcome.❤️

Patting   and   feeding   are   also   great   ,me   the   Goddess   had   already   give   up   my   life   and   my   weights.Never   mind.Eating   desserts   is   much   more   important❤

☆0824★

Okay   ,   me   the   Goddess’   self-intruduction   byes   for   now   ❤️

Don't   forget   your   pretty   ,   fatty   Goddess   ,   my   little   followers★

Then   I   am   going   to   leave   now.......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH       MYYYYYYYYY       GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

I   AM   FALLING   OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss   Luo   and   Fei-er!Stop   making   fun   of   me!23333

I'm   not   going   to   be   the   goddess!

I   want   to   be   the   king   of   the   world!!

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Here's   already   have   the   most   handsome   person   who   is   going   to   rule   the   world❤

……(ーー;)

Then   I'll   be   the   strangest(?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO     WAY!!!

The   strangest   is   MEˋˊ

Not   admire?FIGHT!!??

……(^.^;(^.^;(^.^;

((Drinking   tea   calmly   and   watching   the   show

Holy   shit(;´∀`)

It   seems   being   the   most   clumsy   one   or   the   second   Aqua   both   suits   you❤️

……FUCK.....(^_^;)(^_^;)(^_^;)

WHAT!?

You're   also   Axis’   follower?

……God   damn   it   .   Can't   you   realize   that   it   was   an   irony?

Maiden......Come   and   join   the   Falling-Over-Religion.......

Oh   yeah!Come   and   join   us   ,   Miss   Luo❤

……FUCK!NO!

Come   on❤

Damn   it.   I   said   NO!

How   about   believe   in   Hui-hui   together!

…………Oh   my   god.   Fei-er   ,   which   fucking   religion   did   you   god   damn   join?

Of   course   I   believe   in   Hui-hui❤

.......Then   why   did   you   write   the   things   above?

Because   it   is   funny❤

Hey.....www

Come   on!How   wonderful   Hui-hui   is!Why   do   I   have   to   join   other   odd   religion?

Fei-er   23333

What❤

I   don't   want   to   be   the   goddess   ,   either.   23333

No.You   already   is.

You   have   so   many   sheep!You   know   it   is   your   fate   to   become   the   second   Aqua.You   sluggish   cat❤

……SHIT(;´∀`)(;´∀`)(;´∀`)

And   your   IQ   is   as   low   as   Aqua.   Behind   the   second   Aqua   really   fits   you.   Don't   upset   your   believers❤️

………DAMN(^_^;)(^_^;)(^_^;)

I   told   you!Come   and   believe   in   Hui-hui!Then   you   don't   have   to   be   called   by   that   weird   name!

Oh   my   god!I   don't   want!No   matter   join   the   strange   religion   or   being   the   second   Aqua   (~_~;)(~_~;)

But   your   IQ   had   already   preprogram   you   the   second   Aqua❤️

Fuck   you.   I'm   going   to   read   my   comics.   I'm   not   going   to   discuss   this.23333

The   most   handsome   guy   is   watching   the   show   joyfully(?)

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