這是一個要以審視副班長的角度來自我介紹的節奏。(?)
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以上那句話無疑是要告訴大家本人就是副班長ㄏㄏㄏㄏ
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簡單來說我就是一個品學兼優才華洋溢的好孩子。(眾曰:你去死喇w
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要不然你以為我怎麼會被選上副班長呢哼哼ლ(́ಢ.◞౪◟ಢ‵ლ)
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認真的說,我擔任正副班長的時間總共有七個學期哦(掰手指頭
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而且本人非常純潔天真喔ヽ( ^∀^)ノ(眾曰:聽你再騙啊w
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好喇好喇我承認我被汙染惹嗚嗚嗚(眾表示:是大姊你汙染別人吧(指
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本人很純潔的話要如何駕馭班上這群屁孩呢呵呵呵(́≖◞౪◟≖‵)
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雖然會開黃腔(?)但是我的行為一直都規規矩矩的哦ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ノ
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本人很大方的透露本班副班長有167公分的身高哦齁齁齁(́つ◞౪◟⊂‵)
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但是本人絕對不會透露體重的啾咪(́^◞౪◟^‵)
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謎:我們班的幹部身高都很高(?
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總而言之,咱班副班長就是會開黃腔的乖乖小孩一枚。(眾曰:這太矛盾了吧!
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(不要問我為什麼副班長這篇那麼短。
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Answer:因為本人寫自己的介紹會卡稿。懂?
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