Story. 2
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/who friend all
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Friends currently on EverQuest:
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[ANONYMOUS] HchocoX
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[ANONYMOUS] KearwolX
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[ANONYMOUS] NotanzaX
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[ANONYMOUS] yokokana
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果然她還在線上
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/tell Yokokana Hi :)
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Yokokana tells you, 'hi… :)'
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Hi後面拖了三個點,不是很高興的樣子。
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是因為我剛剛拒絕她的關係嗎??
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/tell Yokokana u still wanna meet me at RL??
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(妳還是想跟我在真實世界會面?)
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還是直接點問她吧……
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一秒鐘……
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兩秒鐘……
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三秒鐘……
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四秒鐘……
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五秒鐘……
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.
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.
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.
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三十秒……
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三十秒都過了,依然沒有給我回應。好像真的很不爽……該怎樣辦??
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yokokana tells you, 'i am dead =_= SG @@'
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(我死了=_=砂漠巨人殺了我@@)
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死了??難怪會這麼久才給我訊息……
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那麼,她有收到我的訊息嗎?如果我是在她死掉時發的,難怪她沒有回應。
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/tell Yokokana too bad…… need help?
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(真慘……需要幫忙?)
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yokokana tells you, 'no, it's ok now :P'
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(不,沒關係了 :P)
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/tell Yokokana so…… u would still like meet me at RL??
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(那麼……妳依然想跟我在真實世界碰面??)
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yokokana tells you, 'sure ^_________^'
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(當然 ^_________^)
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OK!!搞定!!
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謝天謝地,上帝果然還沒有拋棄我。
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但現在還不是高興的時候,還有事情必須先確認,省得夜長夢多。
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/tell Yokokana which day u would like meet me??and where??
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(哪一天妳想見我??在哪裡??)
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yokokana tells you, 'soon , at night ^^ '
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(很快,晚上 ^^)
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/tell yokokana soon and night?? ok , and where??
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(很快而且晚上??好吧,在哪裡??)
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yokokana tells you, 'school'
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(學校)
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/tell Yokokana your school ?? where ??
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(學校??哪裡??)
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yokokana tells you, 'me tell u soon , ok ?'
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(我會盡快告訴你,好嗎??)
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不然還能怎麼辦……??
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/tell yokokana why meet u at your school ?? and at night ??
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(為什麼妳的學校??而且是晚上??)
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yokokana tells you, 'dance , new student^^'
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(跳舞,新學生 ^^)
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嗯……最後那句還聽的懂,就是新學生嘛。
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但英文破,要把新學生跟前面的Dance 組在一起,可就真得發揮語文解碼的功
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力。
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新生……dance……新生跳舞嗎?
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傷腦筋之餘,忽然讓我想起 文源 那傢伙的狗屁論調……
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“我們偉大的中華民國政府會大力鼓吹民眾上網,就是想讓大家都成為解碼高
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手”
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“以後一但截獲任何共匪機密通訊,就算再菜的解碼新手都能輕易破解”
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“再者,可以強大情報作戰能力,迅速癱瘓來犯匪軍之情報指揮能力”
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“以此達到不戰而屈人之兵,最高戰略藝術”
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“我以阿扁之名宣誓,前國民黨政府的陰謀,又被發現一樣,祕密全都解開了
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~~~”
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嗯……dance,new student……??
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忽然間,如有神助,靈光一閃,我解開這摩斯密碼~~~
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新生舞會!!??
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“邀約閣下參加大學新生舞會?”
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[應該是這樣沒錯]
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“可有探得任何其餘情報?”
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“T大乎?W大乎?D大乎?”
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[沒有]
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“噫!天喪予!天喪予!”
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“多算,勝!少算,不勝!”
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[你在說什麼啊]
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[只不過見個面,又不是我要追她]
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“子曰,泡妞有三戒︰畏虛偽,畏無禮,畏苦真之言”
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“想追就從實招來”
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[好、好、好⋯你怎麼說怎麼對]
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[我怎麼說怎麼不對]
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[老實說,如果我要去,我現在正煩惱不會跳舞]
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“舞!?閣下找對人了”
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“吾不時有舞而志於學”
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“三十而立”
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“四十而不惑”
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“五十而知天命”
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“六十而耳順”
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“七十而從心所欲,不踰矩”
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[真是夠了……]
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[不過說不會跳舞,你又有這麼多大道理……]
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“此非大道理,光榮紀錄也”
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“不時有女校舞會找我,使我立志學舞”
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“三十分鐘就能以最優雅姿態站立”
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“四十分鐘對任何舞步都不會疑惑”
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“五十分鐘就發現我竟是天生舞者”
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“六十分鐘不論聽到什麼音樂都能自動起舞”
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“七十分鐘我想怎麼跳就怎麼跳,縱橫舞池不會有問題”
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[真是夠了……我真的想把你列入 ICQ 拒絕往來戶名單……]
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“閣下沒良心乎??理應虛心學習才是”
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“子曰︰見賢思齊焉”
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[你??算了吧]
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“我?算了吧?”
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“沒錯,我對閣下此等野人的確應該算了”
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“我應該:見不賢,而內自省也”
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[夠了]
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[你這根本是在自我吹牛,還不打草稿]
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[誰能在一個半小時內就成為舞神]
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“正是天才在下乎”
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“所謂名師出高徒,在我細心調教下,徒兒必能有非凡表現”
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[要你教我……我選擇跟她去站邊場]
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[純聊天就可以]
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“非也、非也”
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“男女對舞、最能展現真實面貌”
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“可在雙方深入交往前,即先行了解對方習性”
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[喔!?]
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[願聞其詳]
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“言辭可以虛偽,肢體語言難掩飾”
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“在需要身心解放之舞池,對方所選擇的舞類”
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“也同時反應她的基本個性”
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[如果她跟我一樣不會跳舞?]
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“搭肩摟腰的慢舞,任何人都會”
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“從你忽然摟她的腰,注意她的反應”
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“就能知道她的個性”
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“切記,必忽下奇手摟腰”
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[嗯……]
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[她的反應如果是猛然一巴掌??]
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“恭喜閣下,賀喜閣下”
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“所遇之少女為聖女貞德類”
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“將一心一意為生命真愛堅守貞節”
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“此生物在地表各國已近乎絕種”
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“機不可失,快快追去”
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“但也請小心被告性騷擾……”
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[Soga……]
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[如果不是這型??]
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“露出羞澀微笑,賢妻良母、床上蕩婦類”
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“此類少女如非少經戀愛,便是內向壓抑”
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“少經戀愛之少女,只要把握住對方愛浪漫幻想原則”
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“即可攻無不克,戰無不勝,無軍不摧,成良妻賢母”
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“也容易因平時壓抑,而成床上蕩婦一等一”
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“如神態自若,彷若無事發生,必為老練陰沈型”
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“此類女孩多為情場歷練豐富,視男人為玩物”
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“一切務必真誠以待,花招莫玩,以女為尊”
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“不然恐遭休夫……”
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“如笑著大喊你吃她豆腐,或其餘活潑行為,是為外向潑辣型”
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“此類少女直來直往,終究不知禮義廉恥為何物”
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“在床上必會要求你展現出︰床上七次郎 之雄猛功力”
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“激烈交戰聲必綿延數里,請作好防音工作”
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“以防鄰居偷錄下來,告你們小兩口妨礙風化或唆使性犯罪”
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[喂!!喂!!喂!!]
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[你是說要教我跳舞,越說越奇怪了?]
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“跳舞嘛……有幾點要注意”
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“跳舞有三戒︰初之時,形勢未定,戒之在色”
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“及其中也,舞步方剛,戒之在鬥”
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“及其終也,樂曲既衰,戒之在得”
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“初之時,形勢未定,戒之在色;”
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“就是情勢還沒上軌道,不要毛手毛腳”
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“天生就<毛手毛腳>者,不在此限”
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“及其中也,舞步方剛,戒之在鬥;”
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“舞跳的順時,絕不可想趁機出風頭”
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“比如以背部在地上旋轉,只會讓人聯想到無法翻身之烏龜”
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“對方將立即感覺到你的輕浮”
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“及其終也,樂曲既衰,戒之在得。”
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“就是千萬不要以為女方陪你跳完全程,代表她就跟定你”
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“然後你想強帶她去QK行苟且之事”
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“除了一巴掌,也會觸犯妨礙性自主罪名,吃上牢飯”
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[…………]
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[跳個舞哪來那麼多人生道理??]
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[那麼,你是教我跳舞不教?]
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“若說到確切舞步”
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“縱然我天才如舞王,也是只有一句話”
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“只可會意,不可言傳”
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[X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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[你這傢伙只會一直講這種五四三浪費我網路播接費!!!]
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