外星人阿星決定接受中文的挑戰,繼續深造華語邏輯。這次為了慎重起見,他先到南陽街補習班去模擬測驗一番。以下就是阿星所面對的考題,標準答案,以及他的答案。
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【1】
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在南極, 再努力,
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也燒不開一壺水。
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*「環境」很重要*
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阿星:北極很重要
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【2】
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男人, 再優秀,
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沒女人也生不出孩子。
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*「合作」很重要*
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阿星:領養很重要
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【3】
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一個人, 再有能力,
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也拼不過一群人。
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*「團隊」很重要*
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阿星:服輸很重要
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【4】
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想有保障, 買再大的水桶都不如挖一口井。
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*「管道」很重要*
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阿星:小吊桶很重要
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【5】
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兩隻青蛙相愛,
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婚後生了一癩蛤蟆。
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公青蛙見狀大怒:
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怎麼回事?
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母青蛙哭著說:
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蛙兒爹, 認識你之前我去整過容。
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*「了解」很重要*
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阿星:外遇很重要
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【6】
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小驢問老驢:
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為啥咱們天天吃草,
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而乳牛頓頓精飼料?
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老驢嘆道:
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咱爺們靠腿吃飯,
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人家靠胸脯吃飯。
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*「優勢」很重要*
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阿星:吃飯很重要
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【7】
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鴨子與螃蟹賽跑難分勝負,
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裁判說:
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你們猜拳決定吧!
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鴨子大怒:
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我出的全是布,
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他出的總是剪刀。
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*「先天」很重要*
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阿星:遊戲規則很重要
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【8】
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為什麼會跟你分享?
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*因為你很重要*
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阿星:考過很重要
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(改寫自網路資訊,如有雷同必屬巧合)
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